Three legged pig?

Question

Because of my jokes the last couple of days some of the women here have used the phrase Male Chauvinist Pig. So, I think a pig joke is in order.

The cityslicker, looking into the pen, asked the farmer,"Why does that pig only have three legs"?
"That is a great pig", replied the farmer. "Two weeks ago, our house caught on fire and my wife was overcome by smoke. The pig smelled the smoke and tore the gate off his pen and drug her to safety, saving her life"
The cityslicker agreed." That is a great pig. But, why does he only have three legs"
"That's right" the farmer answered. "He is a great pig. Last week I was fishing in the lake and fell in. With all my equipment I couldn't swim out. The pig heard me call and tore of the new pen gate, ran diown the the lake and pulled me out, saving my life"
Again the cityslicker agreed. "That is a great pig. But you still haven't told me why he only has three legs"
"A great pig like that. You don't expect me to eat him all at once, do you?

Answer 1

who cares if you are or are not. I still appreciate you. cant eat a great pig like that at once. lmao. thanks

Answer 2

Three Legged Pig Joke

Answer 3

I say no. reason: A 4 leaf clover is fortunate because of the fact it has an added leaf. in case your pig had an added leg i might say it is fortunate; even though it does not, it is lacking one. Medically speaking, your pig is amazingly unlucky. Psychologically speaking, you pig has extreme daddy issues and could desire some porky therapy.

Answer 4

Did he lose his leg in Iraq? Not sure if I understand the joke. I guess it's a good one. Thanks for putting it here.

Answer 5

i think u r telling porkies

Answer 6

oink oink