2007-09-28 06:29:20 · 9 answers · asked by Aquatic Rodent '") 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
LOL
I would be thinking the same thing if I were in your situation! I despise bring your child to work day so I feel your pain.
2007-09-28 06:34:15 · answer #1 · answered by Missy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some library-specific suicide options:
1. Slam your head repeatedly in the Oxford English Dictionary (the unabridged OED, of course).
2. Drink mass quanitities Liquid Paper or White Out.
3. Staple your jugular.
4. Talk really loudly and continue to do so until some old lady librarian throttles you (Suicide by Librarian, it's common; I have statistics).
5. Scream, "The Dewey Decimal System is the Devil's Arithmetic!!!" (also falls under Suicide by Librarian).
2007-09-28 13:41:34 · answer #2 · answered by amancalledj 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Buy some AquaRodent Begone at your friendly neighborhood Home and Garden Center.
Works great. Tried it lots of times on Aquatic Rodents of Unusual Size (ARUS's). They ingest some and develop this irresitable urge to tippey-toe across the line of death drawn in the sand by the Y!Polizei. $9.99 retail. Now you know what to do with your vast inheritance.
2007-09-28 23:17:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the kids will make your day interesting.Maybe you could ask to get off early; but they just might need your help..
2007-09-28 14:39:05 · answer #4 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you can always use a gun straight to the head. I hope all of those children drive you absolutley nuts!
2007-09-28 13:38:46 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ben wa Balls are popular at my library..just kidding
2007-09-28 13:37:12 · answer #6 · answered by Tim O 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I hear you!!
Why not OD on donuts? It's a happy way to go...
2007-09-28 13:33:37 · answer #7 · answered by fizzygurrl1980 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I prefer spray. http://offprotects.com/
2007-09-28 13:41:48 · answer #8 · answered by TryItOnce 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sudden sickness and fever..don't want those around those babies
2007-09-28 13:46:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋