Should we allow the evil, Satanic Atheists to go ahead with their world takeover? NOOOOOOOO! With the help of our fearless leader, Bush, and Jesus, we can do anything!
Awake and know the truth! Arise and know the Evil Atheist Conspiracy!
2007-09-28 06:21:06 · 28 answers · asked by ivy 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you can't be real, you're a troll
2007-09-28 06:26:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you only knew the medical benefits I get from being part of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.
2007-09-28 13:24:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hey! I'm part of the "Zionist Jew Conspiracy To Take Over America" and we ain't never heard of these people!
(guess they'll have to wait in line behind:
Communists
Catholics
Immigrants
Republicans
Democrats
Hollywood
Soccer Moms
Greenpeace
Walmart
Kmart
Target
Ted Turner
Bill Gates
etc.
2007-09-28 13:31:21 · answer #3 · answered by Tseruyah 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You're too late. We aliens have already taken over the world. Bush is a puppet of our alien mind control mutant ninja zombie robots. If you look really closely you can even see the strings. Next we plan on bringing back disco, McCarthyism, and spandex just because we like messing with your planet - its just too entertaining to resist.
;)
2007-09-28 13:28:27 · answer #4 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is an AWESOME post! Keep posting stuff like that. You are driving the undecided right into my waiting arms.
Signed,
An Athiest, Bush-hating American.
2007-09-28 13:27:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What the freak??? I can't believe you just shoved Jesus and Bush into the same sentence. That's horrid.
2007-09-28 13:25:42 · answer #6 · answered by GoatGirl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Let us all give a round of applause to the new Judge of evil!
2007-09-28 13:26:00 · answer #7 · answered by Premaholic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well that really made my fetus sandwich go down the wrong way. I'd better wash it down with a tall glass of believer's blood.
2007-09-28 13:31:22 · answer #8 · answered by Murazor 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Freeedooooom, Yeeeaarrgh!
Onwaaard, Christian soldiers marching as to war!
2007-09-28 13:25:50 · answer #9 · answered by Underground Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well all I can say to that is, thank the goddess that I live in England, the land of Avalon!
2007-09-28 13:24:35 · answer #10 · answered by Diane 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Amen.
2007-09-28 13:33:15 · answer #11 · answered by ~Living4HIM~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋