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Dumb blonde moments?
i am so sick of ppl saying i have blonde moments and what makes it worse is im a black girl ..lol i think its funny i laugh all the time about it my hubby says it and so do my sisters ill tell you a blonde moment i had and and i would like for some of you to share blonde momenst you have had also please i need a good laugh about now....

ok i wanted to know how the moon was a half a moon and how it could do that but i didnt want him to make fun of me for asking and i started to ask but b4 i did i was like wait do you think your moons a half a moon to..? and right after i asked i thought about what i just said and couldnt stop laughing theres more and there so funny so ladies dont be embarrassed lets hear yours ..lmao

2007-09-28 06:20:01 · 10 answers · asked by khissmyputtytat 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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I get the worst Sh*t from my family for saying or doing something with out thinking it all the way threw, the worst part is i am a natural blonde. So my car is for sale and i made these cute signs on them I had picked up my brother from work and i was telling him how my car had been for sale for 2 months and i haven’t even gotten a call on it or anything and he said “You know it would be easier to sell you car if you would give people your phone number”. I had been driving around for 4 weeks with a for sale sign that said contact Ariell. I felt really bright last week. :)

2007-09-28 06:41:11 · answer #1 · answered by Sexy Mama 3 · 0 0

1) Me & my boyfriend was talking about music & he was telling me about one of his fav. band and he was like do you know who Dimbag is & I was like "yeah, he's the guy from BLS" I felt so dumb after saying that because he was not from that band

2) I was waiting for a pizza to cook in the oven and so I wouldn't have to stay in the kitchen I put the microwave on for 30 min so when the pizza was done I would hear the microwave go off, anyway some time later I went in the kitchen and the microwave was off and the pizza was almost burned, I thought I blew up the microwave because it wouldn't work, what I didn't know was that I should of put the microwave on stand by to use it as a timer luckily it cooled off & when back to working.


3) I had a head ache and wanted a warm rag to put on my head while I laid down, so i thought if I put a rag in the microwave it would make it warm, so I put a washcloth in the microwave & about 1-2 min. later I looked in the microwave & the rag had caught on fire

4) I put a fork in the microwave ( I thought it would be o.k)

2007-09-28 07:03:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I was new to the neighborhood and in a hurry to settle in --I dashed into a very public store not watching where I was 'dashing' and, instead of turning left like I was supposed to I "folded" myself over a bar that was there to guide people in the right direction.--- BTW I have brown hair but a 'blond ' heart LOL

2007-09-28 06:28:20 · answer #3 · answered by Bemo 5 · 1 0

I have been given lost mutually as using in Germany. I have been procuring and became on my way homestead and could no longer undergo in recommendations which go out to take for the Air stress Base i became headed to. i desperate the final thought may well be to easily shop on with the subsequent united stateslicense plates I observed because of the fact they have been sure to be militia and going to the backside. 2 hrs later (i'm no longer kidding) i became nonetheless following them. They have been certainly going to a base, purely no longer an identical one. My husband suggested i became fortunate they weren't occurring holiday to France!

2016-10-05 12:04:32 · answer #4 · answered by gonzalescordova 4 · 0 0

My biggest blond moment happened to the people around me at my work.
For many years I bleached my hair blond, almost white.
Then one day, I changed it to red.
The next day, when I went to work, people treated me different. They stumbled over themselves, trying to speak with larger words and more complex sentences to me, as if I was suddenly more intelligent than the day before! I felt as if they all suddenly turned "blond."

2007-09-28 06:27:28 · answer #5 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 0 0

the other day my boyfriends boss sent us a birthday invitation to his sons birthday party, well inside the invitation it had Jack #3 birthday. I asked my boyfriend who were the other 2 jacks and he was like no jack is gonna be 3 yrs old..lol he told his boss about that so now they joke on me about it!Gosh i could go on forever about all the dumb blonde moments ive had...lol

2007-09-28 06:34:55 · answer #6 · answered by socialdeelite1 3 · 3 0

ok, this is kind of wierd

i was moving and i was carying a box with handles and no cover, i looked down and saw fingers in the box and screemed and dropped it,





it took me awhile to relise that those were my fingers

2007-09-28 11:33:26 · answer #7 · answered by unbreakablexxx3 2 · 4 0

dija hear about the blonde fox that got caught in a trap?

The fox chewed off three of its legs and still was not loose.
HAHA.LOL.

2007-09-28 06:24:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Some one yelled "yo Blondie, you forgot your purse!" And I thought, what a dumb lady who forgot her purse! Then I realized it was me!

2007-09-28 06:25:47 · answer #9 · answered by 8Melody8 4 · 1 0

Paris Hilton asked," whats WAL-MART? do they sell like WALL stuff there?"

2007-09-28 06:24:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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