Jesus loves you. It's not too late to not be a spawn of Satan!
2007-09-28 06:09:39 · 26 answers · asked by ivy 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Shouldn't you be in school?
2007-09-28 06:12:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 12⤊ 2⤋
A) Spawn means "offspring" (son or daughter). If there is such a thing as Satan, we would already be his "spawn" as we all are already born. In other words, too late.
B) Jesus loves me?! Then why didn't he leave a better instruction book for life or just come on over and tell me how he wants me to live my life? Or at least tell me why the religion he started is so illogical and ridiculous.
C) Please quit trying to convert people. It's just just tacky.
2007-09-28 13:20:27 · answer #2 · answered by adphllps 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus and Satan don't exist. They don't do anything. Stop trolling. Reported for violation of the community guidelines.
2007-09-28 13:23:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
But what if we like being spawns of Satan?
Sheesh.
2007-09-28 13:32:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus and Satan don't exist.
2007-09-28 13:22:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are the only ones who have a problem with satan. You have to have some one else tell you right from wrong, I know that myself. You have to pray to not sin. I understand what sin is and choose not to do it. I do not need some one else telling me how not to be evil. You are the one who needs to be told how to do that.
2007-09-28 13:16:48 · answer #6 · answered by bocasbeachbum 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Santa is checking his list. It's not too late for you to get a clue!
2007-09-28 13:19:31 · answer #7 · answered by dddbbb 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really? The whole Hell as an eternal fire pit threw me off. Besides, his alter ego Lucifer is pretty cute!
2007-09-28 13:21:13 · answer #8 · answered by strpenta 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-28 13:15:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Jesus died a very long time ago and my soul is free of evil or this imaginary "Satan" that you speak of. Thanks for caring though really, I appreciate the effort!
2007-09-28 13:17:45 · answer #10 · answered by Vintage Glamour 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It's not to late to give up your invisible sky fairy and truly LIVE your LIFE. Don't waste another second. Life is so short. It saddens me.
2007-09-28 13:15:05 · answer #11 · answered by KryptonOne 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋