An old Indian Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US Government officials sent to interview him.
"Chief Two Eagles", asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied,
"When white man found the land, Indians were running it.
1. No taxes
2. No debt
3. Plenty buffalo
4. Plenty beaver
5. Women did all the work
6. Medicine man free
7. Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex."
Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
2007-09-28 05:34:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats so funny i wish i could give u 100 stars for that joke
2007-09-28 05:53:47 · answer #1 · answered by wwe52256 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know, it's not fair, most of these attacks on Indians have been done by Indians, yet, we always see the Indian media on our media saying 'the government needs to do something about their people'. We're not a freaking dumping ground for bad people.
2016-04-06 05:21:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's true, now there too many Cheif's and not enough Indians!
2007-10-06 03:11:01 · answer #3 · answered by book writer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love dat system lets mail it to da goverment
2007-10-05 06:28:29 · answer #4 · answered by ........ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it, laughed out loud, not many jokes do that for me.
2007-10-04 06:00:20 · answer #5 · answered by greenfingers thumbs up. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha dat was funny never saw that one before
2007-10-06 04:48:52 · answer #6 · answered by BABY GURL 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
i think i just cracked a rib laughing!!!
have a star :)
2007-10-05 23:43:57 · answer #7 · answered by Opalfire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm slightly amused and offended at the same time
2007-10-03 12:03:19 · answer #8 · answered by L0V3_$T0N3D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one's been here before .....still funny , tho'.
2007-10-05 22:08:40 · answer #9 · answered by yjnt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You do not speak with fork tongue.
2007-10-05 12:15:02 · answer #10 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋