2007-09-28 04:59:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"A man walked in to a bar and said, "OUCH!"
2007-09-28 06:00:02 · answer #1 · answered by enn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kayla , u win , u r the worst ever ... ! though , after second thought ... I love ur joke ... ! =D
here is my worst ...
A Flying Cork champion ship was held in USA , along joined people from all nations , The Last round was between a french artist ,a british Drunk and an Old Alabama Farmer ....
They had to Shoot corks outa of their arseholes for the furthest distance.
The French , taking his turn , shot for 15 feet ...
Then was the Drunk Turn , Shooting his hardest he reached 34 feets ...
Then was the farmers turn .... he Shot a huge Fart , and away was the cork .... The Judges couldn't find the cork anywhere ...
Next morning , News came , " The Death of a japanese caused by a Flying Cork ... "
Now thats Gross , Sick and Realllly Bad , Give me my 10 points .... !
2007-09-28 12:23:27 · answer #2 · answered by Haitham Emad 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Has to be one of my dads crappy jokes!
A man walks into the doctors with a strawberry growing out his head, the doctor says..do you want some cream with that?
2007-09-28 16:18:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
.Q whats a gee gee?
A.a horse.
.Qso whats an ee gee gee?
A. an egg.
sad eh? but it cracks up my father in law when hes blotto.! tell me whatcha think? heehee!
2007-09-28 12:46:42 · answer #4 · answered by fosterslady 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what is the smallest thing in the world?
A piece of muck in a midgee's eye!
2007-09-28 12:35:02 · answer #5 · answered by mel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead
2007-09-28 12:27:46 · answer #6 · answered by tmbr1wulf 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
a man had a paper shop and it blew away.
2007-09-28 12:05:33 · answer #7 · answered by Spot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess that would be any joke that doesn't make me laugh. lol
2007-09-28 12:31:08 · answer #8 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would have to say....
What does the ocean do for fun?
It waves.
=/
2007-09-28 12:07:46 · answer #9 · answered by xo_kayla_444 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
2007-09-29 00:31:27 · answer #10 · answered by MsW 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋