A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on. she stopped in the hair salon and asked for a hair cut. she instructed that the hair stylist could not take off the headphones.
the stylist replied "no" so the blond left. she went to a different hair salon and said the same thing. the stylist replied "ok".
after a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair. the stylist took off the headphones and the blonde died on the spot. confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones. they were saying, "breath in, breath out
star if funny
2007-09-28 04:49:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
PMSL!!!!!!!
**STAR***
2007-09-28 08:53:08 · answer #1 · answered by *XxXEmmaXxX* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with
nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?
The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff .. I was in the bar down
the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor
home with her. So I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt ... so I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ... so I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,
"Now go to town cowboy... ".
And here I am.
Son of a gun. Blond men do exist
2007-09-28 05:34:22 · answer #2 · answered by kinky_dreads 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
mmm
usually like blonde jokes
bit lame
sorry
2007-09-28 05:00:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-09-28 04:58:39 · answer #4 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-09-28 04:54:40 · answer #5 · answered by juciylucy87 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats to funny i need that laugh
2007-09-28 05:28:57 · answer #6 · answered by inlove 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny §
2007-09-28 04:57:24 · answer #7 · answered by Black 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny lol
2007-09-28 05:28:12 · answer #8 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one *
2007-09-28 12:04:59 · answer #9 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah good one! star!! 10/10 very good.
2007-09-28 04:55:48 · answer #10 · answered by bunnielover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, now THAT'S something funny... good going.. bravo!
2007-09-28 05:04:28 · answer #11 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋