Do yawl think we evolved from a bunch of monkeys?

Question

It don't make no sense, cause the Bible says that we was created by God.

Answer 1

If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys walking around?

A man cannot ever be anything but a man. It is in the DNA.

Answer 2

Actually, no. I believe that humans and monkeys both evolved from a common ancestor.

The bible says lots of things. It even says you should not eat 4 legged foul.

Leviticus 11:20 All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you.

Now, if you want to say that is just a translation error, remember that would still be admitting there are errors in the bible. A translation error is still an error. If this one existed then how do we know the rest of the bible is translated correctly.

Answer 3

Just because I say y'all dont mean I came from no monkey. Have you ever heard a monkey say y'all, oh wait you just did.
lol

Answer 4

And the Bible makes sense, right? Kid, you need to get yourself a brain.

Answer 5

If we evolved from monkeys, then where are all the hlaf-monkey, half-humans??? or where are their bones??? Funny how they just disappeared without a trace...

Answer 6

Nope, I don't believe that, and it's not what evolution teaches.

Of course, the Bible must be true ... because the Bible says so.

*glug*

Answer 7

From dirt and bad breath no less.

That's funnier than monkeys.

Answer 8

spoken from a true fool....evolution does not, anywhere, state that your great grandfather ate bannas and threw his poo. it states we change. monkeys are more like a distant cousin and yes i do think it is true.