£58-a-week JSA is all well and good but an extra £27 per week would be just the job.
Trouble is, to meet the threshold required for Incapacity Benefit (and receive my extra dough) i need to prove i am "unsuitable" for work. Any suggestions ? All feasible excuses will be duly considered.
2007-09-28 03:08:51 · 30 answers · asked by Kearney Zzyzwicz 2 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment ➔ Other - Careers & Employment
lol depression caused by stress at work
usually works for the rest of the scroungers
2007-09-28 03:11:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
Some People Are Desperate To Work But Cannot Due To Genuine Disabilities Or Other Reasons To That Effect. How Dare You Take Advantage Of Incapasity Benifit, You Totally Disgust Me. Get Off Your Lazy Backside...Go To A Job Centre And GET A JOB...So People Like Myself Dont Have Lowlifes Like Yourself Sponging Off Us And Our Money Could Go To Better Use!
2007-09-28 21:53:45 · answer #2 · answered by louisa xx 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Apparently having a bad back is the hardest thing to diagnose - even for a qualified doctor. Though you will need to have a good back story as to how you managed to get this bad back...a major slip/fall....when, was this reported...if it wasn't reported then was it a major accident?
Now, think of all those questions posed to you, do you seriously believe that you'll be able to maintain the lie?
Those that do this have had past injuries but able to swing it back (excuse the pun) in their favour.
It ain't worth it.
2007-09-29 09:08:06 · answer #3 · answered by Leu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may not automatically qualify for Incapacity benefit, I didn't and have to make with income support which is £59.15 a week. Not much difference to JSA just don't have to attend job centre which is rather nice!
2007-09-28 03:19:37 · answer #4 · answered by katjane2004 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I take exception to this as a person with 2 disabilities. I think you should get a job like the rest of us. I don't see why I should have to pay national insurance so that you can spend your time writing crap questions like this one.
If this is a joke it is not a particularly funny one.
2007-09-28 14:14:48 · answer #5 · answered by Michelle T 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cut your legs off. if that doesent work cut off your arms as well, but that might be difficult, you might have to get a friend to cut off your last remaining arm as i can see no way that you could manage on your own except maybe with the help of a train.i shall not bother to explain the ins and outs use your imagination
2007-09-28 03:39:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about clinical stupidity? that might explain the lack of self respect and tendency to be a total waste of space who wants to scrounge off of people who work their asses off so they can afford nice things and have most of it robbed by the government to fund cretins who juct can't be arsed.
2007-09-28 03:15:41 · answer #7 · answered by neogriff 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just go tell your Doctor you are feeling really depressed at not having a job and would like some pills to end it all ..
Next thing you know they are dragging you off to the Samaritans and, bingo, you are classified as a Suicide Risk
PS Don't be tempted to overdo it :-)
2007-09-28 03:15:13 · answer #8 · answered by Steve B 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you already get jobseekers, so i suggest you get up off y0our fat **** and go find a job...parasite.
there are some of us who are actually diabled and in need of incapacity benefit, and people like you who sponge of the state give us all a bad name...
tell you what, you give me your legs, and ill go to work...and you can have my wheelchair...
2007-09-28 03:18:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
yes u say loads of thing and end up in prison get a job
2007-09-28 03:26:50 · answer #10 · answered by txx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just go have a wee kip ON THE M6! parasitic gobshite!
2007-09-28 03:29:29 · answer #11 · answered by scooby d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋