With no money.
Should I dial 911?
2007-09-28 01:48:37 · 15 answers · asked by Tickle me emo 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Obviously the 911 part is a joke..
2007-09-28 14:32:48 · update #1
Do you have eggs? You put some water in a pot and have it start to boil. Then you put two eggs in that pot of boiling water. Do you have bread? You put a piece in the toaster. Lookie there, you have boiled eggs and toast.
2007-09-28 01:52:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you can't cook and cannot read a recipe from a book,
then try to take an easy solution to starving to death.
1. Have a bowl of cereal and fresh fruit (as if breakfast again)
2. Two slices of bread with meat, cheese or tuna = sandwich
3. Soup
a. use can opener to remove lid
b. pour contents into saucepan
c. turn on stove burner to medium heat (that means somewhere between the hightest and lowest...)
d. stir until outer edge in pan begin to bubble
e. pour into soup bowl and blow before each spoonful until cool enough to eat.
Shut up and eat
2007-09-28 08:59:20 · answer #2 · answered by joe_on_drums 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, if you have the money you could call Papa Johns. You could search around for canned goods. I wouldn't advise calling 911, the cops will be there and questioning you very quickly, and they won't feed you.
2007-09-28 08:56:22 · answer #3 · answered by Kate J 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call 911 and you'll get into trouble for false phone call. Eat something raw.
2007-09-28 10:34:47 · answer #4 · answered by merrybodner 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Keep simple, cheap foods on hand at all times. Those Ramen cup of noodles are good and easy to fix, as is peanut butter and jelly on toast, or fried eggs, or soup.
2007-09-28 19:13:11 · answer #5 · answered by nowyouknow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First thing to do is to back away from the computer....
Then put on your shoes....
Hop in the car....
Go to a convenience store and buy a big pile of nachos with cheese and chilly on them.
Don't forget the Rolaids!
2007-09-28 08:57:26 · answer #6 · answered by The Curmudgeon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hello? 911 is for life-threatening situations!
pls dont abuse the emergency line because U CANT COOK!
joker!
2007-09-28 11:15:45 · answer #7 · answered by miss understand 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, not unless you are confined to a bed, unable to get up and get out of the house.
2007-09-28 08:52:51 · answer #8 · answered by parson_gray 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u should call for friendly delivery and tell them that u will pay latter on as soon as u have money,,,,or go and eat at a friends house...
2007-09-28 08:59:23 · answer #9 · answered by zako 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no need to dial
just cook some simple food
2007-09-28 08:52:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋