having a bit of a rough time of it lately, tears and dispair. so i need cheering up, away from the reality of life x
2007-09-25 23:30:14 · 18 answers · asked by loopy lass 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Sweety, throw away everyone who makes you sad, and look always yourself..
Never look back, just forward..We are here for you
2007-09-26 00:07:56 · answer #1 · answered by Leonarda 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hope I can share some of ur burden...
:-(
I have a long joke story... it's funny at the end... might make u happy for few sec :)
A husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground .
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The Policeman, thinks I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
Shaking the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence..."
*If that still does not make you happy... u can check this video i come across while surfing... very funny
:-D
http://somethingtolaugh.blogspot.com/
2007-09-28 15:58:11 · answer #2 · answered by Alexiolim 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi,
Sorry that you are going through so much.
Have you ever heard the saying that know matter how rough it gets that someone else's problems will make yours look like nothing.
It took me many,many years to learn what that met.I lost 9 family members to cancer,and suicide all within 2 months time.
So I have learned that little things are really little.They are only as big as what we make them out to be.
So look in the mirrow my angel,and tell yourself that you are a woman-man of God,and through Jesus you can do anything.Than look up and smile so God can see it.Than do a tap dance on the enemy's head,and praise the Lord at the same time.Cause all things are possible through Jesus.
2007-09-25 23:42:09 · answer #3 · answered by angels 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life is damn hard... I have been pretty stressed recently as well... But one thing is for sure, you're alive and that's wonderful. Sadness, despair, depression, stress; none of that matters when you think about people and animals less fortunate. As hard as life is, understand that life has more in store than what is right now. This may be worst of it.
P. L. E. - K.C.
2007-09-25 23:38:00 · answer #4 · answered by TheADvoKate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES.
He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says:
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES
He realizes that these signs are for real. Then he drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF MERCY
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."
"Very well, my son. Please follow me."
He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man, "Please knock on this door." He does as he is told and this door is answered by another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup. This nun instructs, "Please place $50 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway."
He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup.
He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him.
As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:
GO IN PEACE, YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF MERCY.
Serves you right --you sinner
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If that doesn't make you smile, try this video:
2007-09-25 23:43:07 · answer #5 · answered by Grandpa S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We all have those days. I am currently in Iraq, don't have much to smile about these days either. but if you want a new freind just to talk, use my IM, or E-mail me. I have about three months left here, til I get to go back home.
IM- yahoo messenger/ rsssgt
E-mail rsssgt@yahoo.com
please no junk mail
2007-09-25 23:48:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont be sad well i know you probably cant help it but you must be better off than me you dont have annoying parents who bicker all the time and are always in a bad mood who fight over things like deoderant and a stupid brother and negative people who think youre too fat and ugly your fine be happy smile
2007-09-25 23:38:10 · answer #7 · answered by love 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take a look outside,see the nature and ask yourself ,is life only humans or many things else,even the flowers ,birds ,are alive,so create a sernity within and read a poem for beyond the blues..spread care and feel fine.happiness is where we want it ,we find
2007-09-25 23:36:01 · answer #8 · answered by reifguy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What's the number for 911 ???
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guess what's that...
it's a sand castle of gaara (a anime character from naruto)
and help gaara coquer the beach
2007-09-25 23:45:23 · answer #9 · answered by uchihakamille 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet your prettier than a tiny speckled puppy.
2007-09-25 23:33:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋