The new minister's wife had a baby. The minister appealed to the congregation for a salary increase to cover the addition to the family. The congregation agreed that it was only fair, and approved it. When the next child arrived, the minister appealed and again the congregation approved the increase. Several years and five children later, the congregation was a bit upset over the increasing expenses. This turned into a rather loud meeting one night with the minister. Finally, the minister stood up and shouted "Having children is an Act of God!" An older man in the back stood and shouted back "So are rain and snow, but we wear rubbers for them!"
2007-09-25 21:48:24 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Punch line is freaking Unpredictable .. .! a star worthy joke
2007-09-26 00:24:54 · answer #1 · answered by Haitham Emad 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-20 00:34:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was brilliant! Maybe the rubbers didn't come small enough for the minister...
2007-09-26 02:59:15 · answer #3 · answered by Savannah 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
'Go forth and multiply' said the lord, truly the minister was just following orders.
very good, Brill Love it. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
2007-09-26 01:09:12 · answer #4 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny ☺
2007-09-25 21:53:21 · answer #5 · answered by Dragon Slayer™ 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Puerile!
2007-09-30 15:40:19 · answer #6 · answered by thom t 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hehehe, he wants to tie a knot in it, pmsl
Another good one hun
Have a star
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2007-09-25 22:40:22 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
As always from you a great laugh!! Loved it
2007-09-26 05:19:25 · answer #8 · answered by TheatreFan 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, as per usual!
2007-09-25 22:19:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Cute!
2007-09-25 21:57:57 · answer #10 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋