Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have ...
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Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good News and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love, I have concluded that your act displays Sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Jim hung himself in the bathroom with his Bathrobe
2007-09-25 21:24:54 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
"How soon can I go home?"
;-)
2007-09-25 21:25:27 · update #1
BLUE...lmao..she fits the bill exactly ;-)
2007-09-25 23:01:36 · update #2
Dave B...No I wont and go get a life ;-)
2007-09-26 10:51:18 · update #3
lmao good one!!!!!!! p.s edna says hi! lmao xxxxx
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2007-09-25 22:58:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-09-26 06:04:05 · answer #2 · answered by Princess Bling 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-09-26 04:59:19 · answer #3 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent I have tears streaming down my face. Now that my boyo was damn funny!
2007-09-26 04:33:24 · answer #4 · answered by Mad Irish Momma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny hahahahahahaha.
2007-09-26 20:14:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
First laugh of the morning, nice one.
2007-09-26 04:45:07 · answer #6 · answered by Widgi 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
TOP CLASS
Best joke ive heard in a while
thank you ;)
2007-09-26 04:35:59 · answer #7 · answered by grassmonkeys 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I see the names have been changed to protect the innocent......ha ha ha ha
2007-09-26 06:20:37 · answer #8 · answered by Shredder 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
2007-09-26 04:41:13 · answer #9 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao man that was so funi! were did yaget that from!
2007-09-26 08:10:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋