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2007-09-25 16:28:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Isn't a looney a Canadian coin? The Jesus who cuts my lawn doesn't want Canadian money. He wants U.S. dollars. (Or pesos, but they're hard to get where I live.)
2007-09-25 16:38:03 · answer #1 · answered by bandycat5 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whenever I talk to Jesus we just shoot the sh!t, you know, man to man.
He tells me, " why do my followers think I would EVER be a Republican?"
And I respond, " Because they THINK you are a conservative when in reality you are a liberal"
And, of course, I always give Jesus the last word in which he replied," Christians need to STOP and think...or shut-up"
2007-09-25 16:36:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Until you understand the Lord, you'll never really understand your purpose in life... you'll always be seeking questions for your lifes purpose... find the truth the way and the life in Jesus Christ.......
2007-09-25 16:34:53 · answer #3 · answered by JpCreation101 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm trying to figure out what the H stands for...
I use my cell phone, unlimited minutes.
2007-09-25 16:30:47 · answer #4 · answered by Don't Try This At Home 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do you not know that Jesus was raised from the dead and will judge you one day, determining your eternal fate?
2007-09-25 16:33:29 · answer #5 · answered by Ben 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No. Jesus Christ is God. person to God. not person to person.
jtm
2007-09-25 16:32:52 · answer #6 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Just an FYI. You're really not having an affect on anybody so why are you wasting your time?
2007-09-25 16:31:07 · answer #7 · answered by judysbookshop 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋