2007-09-25 15:09:31 · 22 answers · asked by Enigma®Ragnarökin' 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'd say, "What the F are you so pissed off about? I'm the one who just spent the last 50 years in that hell hole you created on earth." =]
2007-09-25 15:47:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Offer him a drink and ask what I could do to help deal with the gates that someone else had erected in the middle of the Elysian Fields.......
But I don't think that Zeus will be angry with me.....
I STILL worship Zeus!
2007-09-25 22:13:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anne Hatzakis 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I'd ask him for forgiveness like he forgave Prometheus finally. Plus, I'd point out that I devoted an entire nine weeks each school year to him and the exploits of the occupants of Mt. Olympus.
2007-09-25 22:13:32 · answer #3 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm I'd ask him if Ganymede was still as beautiful as when Zeus took him. After that I'd ask Dionysus and Ariadne to escort him to the Elysian Fields.
2007-09-25 22:22:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ask for directions to Valhalla. If I'm gonna live forever I want it to be exciting! Whats better than eating, drinking, fighting and having sex for eternity? Now I could enjoy that!
2007-09-25 22:18:27 · answer #5 · answered by thewolfskoll 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
You know my BIL and I were just talking about this. I had a mental image of Odin standing at the gates, shaking his head at his blood and telling god "It's ok. I've got this one."
Makes me laugh every time.
2007-09-25 22:13:57 · answer #6 · answered by ~Heathen Princess~ 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ask for the Dionysus Wing.
2007-09-25 22:18:03 · answer #7 · answered by islandsigncompany 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Zeus = Jove = Iova = Jehovah
The problem wasn't the name, it was the lies that sprung up using the name.
2007-09-25 22:15:28 · answer #8 · answered by javadic 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'd say "Hey, If the thunder don't get ya then the lightning will!" and try to give him a knuckle knock.
2007-09-25 22:15:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
No troubles. Give him a golden apple and walk inside.
2007-09-25 22:13:21 · answer #10 · answered by Hatir Ba Loon 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋