An outdoors story, from Alaska ....
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper. "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay ." "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her." Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?" The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
2007-09-25 14:29:28 · 10 answers · asked by fishineasy™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
alaskins will do anything for crab?
2007-09-25 21:47:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Toy Story
2016-05-18 22:01:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that's so sick... But also insanely hilarious. Have a star.
2007-09-25 15:46:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-26 00:47:30 · answer #4 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolrofl cracking up. i cant wait to tell that to my husband har har har
2007-09-25 14:53:21 · answer #5 · answered by KatyDid 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i heard that one already on yahoo! answers, but it was funny star for you.
2007-09-25 14:33:20 · answer #6 · answered by Normal 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahahaha!
2007-09-25 14:48:24 · answer #7 · answered by Happy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eewww! not funny.
2007-09-25 15:02:15 · answer #8 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahaa.
2007-09-25 14:51:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol - very nice
2007-09-25 14:45:50 · answer #10 · answered by Daniel 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋