2007-09-25 14:14:17 · 10 answers · asked by /\v/\TARD 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(((Tash)))
2007-09-25 20:51:37 · update #1
I think he'll parachute in with smoke coming off his heels for dramatic effect
2007-09-25 14:16:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Acts 1:11
King James Version (KJV)
11Which also said, Ye men of Galilee, why stand ye gazing up into heaven? this same Jesus, which is taken up from you into heaven, shall so come in like manner as ye have seen him go into heaven.
2007-09-25 21:29:55 · answer #2 · answered by Mikey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus doesn't WINDSURF!!!!!! He walks on water or soars through the sky...there's a distinct difference...windsurfing is just plain illogical!!!! ;P
Personally I think he'll travel the globe on a penny-farthing bicyle :)
((((((((IWF)))))))))
2007-09-26 02:02:13 · answer #3 · answered by . 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He will come the same way He ascended into heaven after His resurrection, in the clouds, and---" every knee shall bow and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord "
2007-09-25 21:53:32 · answer #4 · answered by The Count 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No he will come back the old fashion way, riding on a horse, or riding a cloud.
2007-09-25 21:17:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Bible says He'll ride a white horse.
2007-09-25 21:17:33 · answer #6 · answered by javadic 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they say when jesus comes back he will be rideing a cloud of sins . he will also be revaling the earth into heaven
2007-09-25 21:20:19 · answer #7 · answered by The Girl 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two words: Jet pack.
2007-09-25 21:19:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
None silly, he'll just land on the bodies of all the dead atheists...
;P
2007-09-25 21:22:37 · answer #9 · answered by Jihad Jill 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ask him
2007-09-25 21:17:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋