A man calls home to his wife & says "Honey, I've been asked to go fishing up in The Lakes with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week, but I reckon it'll help with that promotion I've been chasing. Could you please pack me a bag with enough clothes for the week & set out my rod & fishing box? I'll swing by the house on the way & pick it all up. Oh.. by the way, pack my new silk pyjamas please."
The dutiful wife says "Okay Honey" then does exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he comes home, looking very tired but otherwise okay.
His wife welcomed him & asked if he'd caught many fish.
He replied "Yes! Lots of salmon... erm, a few swordfish...you know, all sorts really. But why didn't you pack my new silk pyjamas like I asked you to?"
She smiled sweetly & replied "I did. I put them in your fishing box...."
2007-09-25 14:13:48 · 20 answers · asked by funnygirl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Whoa, she caught the biggest one of the trip!
2007-09-25 15:03:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, it reminds me of Brokeback Mountain when the wife caught the guy cheating with his "friend".
2007-09-25 22:04:40 · answer #2 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You never ever fail to give me a great giggle fit! Thank's so much for sharing this one with us!
Please enjoy a star for this one.. and to encourage you to share many more with us!
2007-09-25 21:52:32 · answer #3 · answered by ✿Donna❀ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very smart lady! No 'flies' on her. :)
I posted this one a few days ago and some people didn't understand it lol.
2007-09-25 21:35:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-25 21:25:36 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaoooooo cool well thnx for the laughter lol
cheers and have funn
2007-09-25 21:19:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
His wife dropped the bait and he was caught, hook, line and sinker...
2007-09-25 21:18:04 · answer #7 · answered by Rob K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahhh clever woman is she....n now he shall find out there is no fury like a woman scorned....hehehe...
2007-09-26 03:37:12 · answer #8 · answered by WildChild 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooh! not as clever as he thought, was he? LOL
2007-09-26 07:06:50 · answer #9 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well... her bait worked!
Hope he gets what's coming to him.
2007-09-25 21:20:11 · answer #10 · answered by Scarlet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋