What silly or funny names do you have for your most intimate parts?
Is it polite to use these terms in polite company?
2007-09-25 14:13:41 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Airman, how about adding a few feminie words; all those seem to be masculine... Good work though fella.
2007-09-25 14:26:31 · update #1
Moby Dick; has it got anything to do with swallowing sailors? ;-)
2007-09-25 14:31:23 · update #2
Airman... Thank you. And all in alphabetical order... What a bloke...
Hairy axe-wound is my favourite; nobody else has it...
2007-09-25 16:08:07 · update #3
Yes it's good to use these in polite company - especially in front of your partners parents or religious types:
Man:
Winkle, Dinkle, Meat puppet, Sneezing Snorkle, One eyed trouser snake, Love wand, Anal intruder, Crying angel, Little problem, Shlong, Erect master piece, Purple headed womb ferret, Stallion. 7 inch vinyl experiment, Peter, Skin convertible!
Woman:
Vertical Bacon Sandwich, PussE Willow, Mooey, Cookie
Dorris, Front Bottom, Meow Mix, Tunnel of love, Shaven Haven, Fish Market, Silk Meadow, Heaven, Tounge exhauster, Wet sopping filth hole, Desirable axe wound and lastly......Beef Curtains and her secret friend!
(Somehow I'm still single, no idea why!)
2007-09-25 16:27:00 · answer #1 · answered by .j 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pet Names For Genitalia
2016-09-28 15:24:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2015-02-04 04:55:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know why we have silly names for things sexual in general, not just female anatomy. I suspect it reflects some sort of discomfort with speaking directly about sex, and I prefer real words or my wife's occasional euphemisms about sex. I can't answer for women in the second part of your question, so will just say that it seems that different women I know have completely different sets of slang words that are acceptable or desirable, and what's degrading or offensive to one may be the word another woman prefers I use. I basically follow my partner's lead in terms of verbiage.
2016-03-13 05:51:39 · answer #4 · answered by Michele 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rooster
2007-09-25 15:17:32 · answer #5 · answered by hailstorm 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, I call mine Moby Dick (for obvious reasons) but I have heard lots of names for the male member: one eyed trouser snake, Mr. Happy, old german solider, main vein, Pinocchio, King Richard, schlong, meat hammer, meat stick, foot-long, slappy, love muscle, fire hose, spitting dragon, etc, etc.
2007-09-25 14:22:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Genitalia is a silly word . My friend calls her vagina "her Perez Hilton ." because he's a p.ussy for picking on girls . Girl parts - yay machine , va jay jay , Perez Hilton , panocha , snootch , sniz , chocha , chacha , nookie , puttycat , cooch , coochie . Crotch works for guy and girl parts . I call mines magic stick . Dude parts - richard , magic stick , inyourendo , tivo , shaft , pole , hoohoo-dilly , peter , meat .
2007-09-25 14:23:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tom, Dick and Harry.
2007-09-26 05:01:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call it Gorge after the bugs bunny cartoon where he meets the abominable snow man. The monster grabs bugs and says " I will love him, and pet him, and stroke him, and I will call him Gorge" I just think it's funny. I know a girl who calls here you know what, her "front butt" That's kinda funny to I think. =)
2007-09-25 16:54:18 · answer #9 · answered by Prof. Dave 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man bits: Boaby, Willy, Knob, Wang, C0ck, Length
Woman Bits: Growler, Grufter, Muff, Clunge, Beetle Bonnet (As in the car)
2007-09-25 14:17:35 · answer #10 · answered by poli_b2001 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋