I know of and practice some, but I sometimes feel that I'm just not doing enough :(
2007-09-25 13:28:06 · 25 answers · asked by /\v/\TARD 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-09-25 20:40:45 · update #1
For someone who claims not to believe, you certainly think of Him a lot.
The best ways to thwart God's will are to treat others unkindly, cheat, lie, and steal. You don't have it in you to be that way. You're too good of a person and way too cool for that.
Sorry to tell you, but you're a sweetheart.
:)
2007-09-25 13:33:02 · answer #1 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
That's the natural inclination of the human heart - so just keep doing what you're doing.
It doesn't take alot of effort to thwart God's will - trying to obey God in this world on the other hand, that is like swimming against the stream...
2007-09-25 13:30:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Don't worry about thwarting or obeying or disobeying or blaspheming or tithing or praying or worshiping ... etc., there is no God and there never has been. It's a mistake of past generations and unfortunately it hasn't gone completely away yet.... but it will.
Um.. Have you considered not bathing...? It works for me.
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2007-09-25 14:47:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stay home all the time. You'll never meet anyone that way.
Eat all day. You'll feel too awful to do anything.
Those are two of the biggest thwarters I could think of.
2007-09-25 13:31:11 · answer #4 · answered by *october girl* 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
One would have to know what God's will for your life is. Just do that which is right in your own eyes and you're bound to screw up and be misserable at some point :D. Hope that helps.
2007-09-25 13:31:50 · answer #5 · answered by Matthew P (SL) 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
take care and understand yourself first
since that takes a lifetime, you will not be concerned about a god's will that usually involved caring for a guru or others in a manipulative church and call it "outreach" or "the will of god to sacrifice self and live for others"
2007-09-25 13:58:57 · answer #6 · answered by voice_of_reason 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, there is no way to thwart a mythological being.
2007-09-25 13:36:04 · answer #7 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Put pillows under your cover in your bed to look like you are in there sleeping. 'God will think you are asleep in bed all day and can't impose his will. I think it's a good way to sneak by him.
2007-09-25 13:36:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wear an aluminum hat.
2007-09-25 13:36:34 · answer #9 · answered by S K 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe we should set up an anti-bible study to help us on our way. We can encourage each other on the dark and sinful path!
2007-09-25 13:33:13 · answer #10 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋