2007-09-25 13:12:57 · 8 answers · asked by Yogini 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ki, you should see my roundhouse. Chuck would be impressed, baby!
2007-09-25 13:20:21 · update #1
As long as your roundhouse is performed in a lady-like fashion and you curtsy afterwards,during the applause...
2007-09-25 16:50:35 · answer #1 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
NOBODY ever roundhouse kick like Chuck Norris, that just isn't possible. If you keep saying those things, I'm afraid that next morning you will be roundhouse kicked 7 times p/h
Fear the dude!
2007-09-25 16:43:40 · answer #2 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's certainly not a sin to be more flexible than me but it IS a sin to compare your roundhouse kicks to Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks. Do your tears cure cancer? Or would they if you ever cried, which he doesn't? Do you have only a fist underneath your beard? I think not, my friend.
Repent of your pride. Many people are more flexible than me, but no one roundhouses like Chuck Norris.
2007-09-25 13:16:58 · answer #3 · answered by KL 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My tire iron is more flexible than me.
OK, not really. But I'm sure I shall bow to the superior flexibility of the Yogini Pirate Chica (nee Pretzel Chica).
I'm too scared of Chuck Norris to touch the second part of your question.
2007-09-25 15:32:46 · answer #4 · answered by buddhamonkeyboy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sin is not about the body's ability to preform certain tasks of flexibility. Nor is it about the ability to demonstrate your learned performance.
Ps 73:6 - Therefore pride is their necklace; they clothe themselves with violence. (hummm?..pride & violence)
Genesis 4:7 If you do what is right, will you not be accepted? But if you do not do what is right, sin is crouching at your door; it desires to have you, but you must master it."
Have you mastered sin?
Mt 13:41 -The Son of Man will send out his angels, and they will weed out of his kingdom everything that causes sin and all who do evil. (may you learn about the Lord before this happens!!)
Mt 18:7 -"Woe to the world because of the things that cause people to sin! Such things must come, but woe to the man through whom they come!
Joh 8:34 - Jesus replied, "I tell you the truth, everyone who sins is a slave to sin!
2007-09-25 15:52:50 · answer #5 · answered by maranatha132 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Probably. NIne times out of ten, if it's fun, its a sin.
2007-09-25 13:22:44 · answer #6 · answered by Somewhat Enlightened, the Parrot of Truth 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can swim like a Butterfly and sink like a bee! :-D
2007-09-25 13:22:44 · answer #7 · answered by Snaglefritz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, and it's no surprise, either...i got moves like a glacier...i'm as flexible as granite
2007-09-25 13:20:12 · answer #8 · answered by spike missing debra m 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋