Working By Results
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi-driver, of New York City."
Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi-driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
The taxi-driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it's the minister's turn.He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years."
Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
"Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi-driver and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?"
"Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed."
2007-09-25 12:47:03 · 8 answers · asked by fishineasy™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omfg so true! i give u a 5/10 for funny but a 10/10 for awesomeness!!
2007-09-25 12:56:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is pretty stupid that people can give themselves stars, I agree. I don't really know what the stars achieve. If you want to get a lot of stars, however (for what they are worth), if you have an interesting question you've asked, put it into In Voting, you'll probably pick up some stars as the question goes through the voting process.
2016-05-18 21:26:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-25 13:14:21 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2007-09-25 13:18:49 · answer #4 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny stuff, irony=comedic gold
2007-09-25 13:56:07 · answer #5 · answered by Brian 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG LOL, makes sense.
2007-09-25 13:43:36 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs. Victorious 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How ironic!
2007-09-25 12:49:43 · answer #7 · answered by junsumoney 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, great joke!
2007-09-25 13:03:40 · answer #8 · answered by Lauren =) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋