Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves.
One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatric spine surgeon and helped kids overcome their deformities." St. Peter said, "You can enter."
The second doctor said, "I was a psychiatrist. I helped people rehabilitate themselves." St. Peter also invited him in.The third applicant stepped forward and said, "I was an HMO manager. I helped people get cost-effective health care." St. Peter said, "You can come in, too."
But as the HMO manager walked by, St. Peter added, "You can stay three days. After that, you can go to Hell."
2007-09-25 12:45:29 · 6 answers · asked by fishineasy™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was great!!!! I hate my HMO!!!
2007-09-25 13:12:59 · answer #1 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's quasi-Biblical. Peter on the Pearly Gats comes an inference of 2 different New testomony passages. Revelations mentions that the gates of Heaven are created from Pearl. Peter grew to become into entrusted with the keys of Heaven and Earth. the two passages at the instant are not compatable theologically yet in the process the mind's eye of guy this concept has entered the favored mainstream, albeit a minimal of 1500 years in the past.
2017-01-02 16:43:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah. Neocons gonna get u for that one, they love inefficient overpriced health care ... and that's no joke.
2007-09-25 12:48:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
So very true. A star to you!!!
2007-09-25 21:03:07 · answer #4 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! you have awesome jokes keep them coming ;)
2007-09-25 12:58:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a sucker!
2007-09-25 12:50:46 · answer #6 · answered by junsumoney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋