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So, Donald Rumsfeld is briefing George Bush in the Oval Office.
"Oh and finally, sir, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."
Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief. He buries his
face in his hands, muttering "My God...My God".
"Mr. President," says Cheney, "we lose soldiers all the time, and it's
terrible. But I've never seen you so upset. What's the matter?"
Bush looks up and says..."How many is a Brazilian?"

teehee
got any other jokes for me? (no, they dont have 2 b political)

2007-09-25 12:26:03 · 12 answers · asked by girl_dramaqueen 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

lol. Thanks for the laugh. I liked it.

2007-09-25 12:29:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

That's very interesting. Today, in my job (I'm in Europe), with an American company I was supposed to translate a web site from Brazilian to English and I sourced Brazilian Portuguese translators. The Americans asked me how come people don't speak Spanish in Brazil. Sometimes I just feel like going and shoot myself when I work with some Americans, not all like that thank God .... LOL

2007-09-25 19:33:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

this is one big joke!! Bush is a fool wasting all the tax payers money for this dumb war that is never going to end!! we need to pull out our troops very soon and just forget about iraq.

2007-09-25 19:31:33 · answer #3 · answered by Coolbreeze 3 · 2 0

What is Bush's stance on Roe v. Wade?

he doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.

2007-09-25 19:29:06 · answer #4 · answered by Matt 4 · 0 2

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-09-25 20:21:53 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

lmao that gave me a good laugh after i got what it meant lol...
it totaly fits Bush's personalaty on being stupid n dumb

2007-09-25 20:04:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

THAT **** IS NOT FUNNY
BUSH NEEDS TO BE STRUNG UP BY HIS NUTS AND BALLBATED AND STONED (WITH ROCKS) TO DEATH

MY COUSIN DIED THERE CAUSE OF THAT BASTERD AND MY UNCLE HAD TO GO AGAIN

2007-09-26 21:55:55 · answer #7 · answered by Nate Dogg 2 · 1 0

tehehe
=]] here's a star for making me laugh

2007-09-25 20:23:05 · answer #8 · answered by baby's got the bends 3 · 1 0

wow jus wow

2007-09-25 19:28:59 · answer #9 · answered by green n lovn' it 3 · 1 0

thats really ... not funny .. its as funny as "why does irag have k marts and walmarts" "because they only have targets" its the same kinda shiiat ..

2007-09-25 19:29:39 · answer #10 · answered by richardryankim 3 · 0 2

omfg i m rofl!!! dat was brilliant!!!

2007-09-26 03:55:56 · answer #11 · answered by WildChild 2 · 0 0

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