The church organist, was in her eighties. She was admired for her kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond Organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist. He said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl."Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent disease and you know, I haven't had the Flu all winter!!
2007-09-25 12:13:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good (*)
2007-09-25 12:32:31 · answer #1 · answered by Happy Feet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-09-25 19:18:14 · answer #2 · answered by tigwelderteague 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-25 19:20:03 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol wow nice to kno that some ppl still have clear minds
2007-09-25 19:26:29 · answer #4 · answered by green n lovn' it 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it isnt a lmao nor a lol but its pretty funny
2007-09-25 19:20:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a nice way to put things....
2007-09-25 19:19:17 · answer #6 · answered by sweetgogana2007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-25 19:22:22 · answer #7 · answered by Lauren =) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah i get it funny!!!!!!!!!
2007-09-25 19:23:09 · answer #8 · answered by steffielisa_00 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋