An Englishman, Welshman, Scotsman and an Irishman were all sitting down discussing what is the fastest thing in life.
After much deliberation the Englishman said;
''I believe it is the process of thought, it comes out in a flash''
''Good try'' agreed the Scot, ''but I think ''blinking'' is even quicker.''
''Pretty good but not quick enough, ''quipped the Welshman. ''I'm sure electricity is faster; just think if you hit any light switch you get instant light''
After a few moments Paddy cut in, ''I believe you all have valid points but I think Diarrhoea wins outright !''
''What the HELL are you talking about, Paddy?'' chimed the 3 other guys.
''Well it is like this. Last night I went down to the local curry house for a vindaloo, which I washed down with 12 pints of Guinness, I then retired to bed.''
''However at 3 o'clock this morning, before I could think, blink or turn the light on, I shat myself !!''
Hope you liked this one.. good night all..Toe.
2007-09-25 11:58:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mmmmm, I huv heard that if ye try yon Tena pads, ye can huv a night oot anywhere withoot embarrassment. Maybe need a wee air freshener tae mask the big whiff!! Liked the joke anyway!! Wee star fur originallity!!!
2007-09-25 12:17:45 · answer #1 · answered by Angela M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-25 12:15:41 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loooool hahah thnxxx
2007-09-25 12:02:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another repetition...
I still don't think it's funny
2007-09-25 21:56:06 · answer #4 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, made me giggle..goodnight. :)
2007-09-25 14:58:52 · answer #5 · answered by *~☺~* 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaaa
nice one!
2007-09-25 13:21:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-25 12:42:52 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-25 12:06:04 · answer #8 · answered by islandmonkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋