a boy and his girlfriend was having sex on the top of a bunk bed and his little brother was sleeping at the bottom.. the boy told his gf if its hurts say lettuce and if she wants harder say tomato...
so the girl went lettuce lettuce tomato
the little brother wake up and said 'stop making a sandwich..you got mayo on my face!'
2007-09-25 11:57:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one....here's 1 for you..
An 85 year old man visits his doctor to get a sperm count. The geezer's
given a jar and told to bring back a sample. The next day he returns to the
doctor with an empty jar.
"What happened?" says the doctor.
"Well," the old man starts, "I asked my wife for help. She tried with her
right hand, then her left -- nothing. Then she tried with her mouth, first
with her teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called
Evelyn, the lady next door, but still nothing."
The doctor bursts out, "You asked your neighbor?"
"Yep, No matter what we tried we couldn't get that damn jar open."
2007-09-26 00:10:09 · answer #1 · answered by daniel*wm 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eww! Funny! 10!
2007-09-25 20:58:55 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
worth a chuckle
2007-09-25 20:34:13 · answer #3 · answered by jim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! NASTEEEAY!!! lol funny joke tho
2007-09-25 19:09:30 · answer #4 · answered by Frank 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good thing it isn't mustard or ketchup! LOL
2007-09-25 22:06:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
naughty, naughty, naiughty bf and gf...
2007-09-25 19:17:20 · answer #6 · answered by sweetgogana2007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!!! funny BUT wrong!!!!!!! wrong!!!!!!!!!! i'll star you still.
2007-09-25 19:47:12 · answer #7 · answered by Maboroshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwww!LOL
2007-09-25 19:10:07 · answer #8 · answered by aidenshunter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋