An attractive blonde from Cork arrived at the Casino and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY - Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
2007-09-25 11:50:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!!!
I am an Assistant Floor Supervisor at a major tribal casino, and let me tell you---this is the truth!
2007-09-25 11:55:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
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2016-10-05 08:50:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-25 12:13:22 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol it was funny and a good moral.
I'm gonna keep this and share it =-)
2007-09-25 12:15:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol~the joke wasnt soo great, but i like the moral
2007-09-25 11:54:23 · answer #5 · answered by girl_dramaqueen 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I´m gonna tell this one tonight at the casino! very good! (*)
2007-09-25 12:44:25 · answer #6 · answered by Happy Feet 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I bet people call you stupid a lot
I'd also bet you have a lot of guy trouble.
2007-09-25 11:57:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
hehehehe dat was a good 1....star*
2007-09-25 21:01:06 · answer #8 · answered by WildChild 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Love it.
2007-09-25 11:54:34 · answer #9 · answered by Widgi 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it is true, my reaction would have been the same
2007-09-25 14:07:22 · answer #10 · answered by Brian 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋