"What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor.
"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin".
"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an "Irish Viagra". It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it.
Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went".
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! It was terrible! Just terrible, doctor!"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it into his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, took me passionately on
2007-09-25 11:14:00 · 10 answers · asked by J S 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good"?
"Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But as sure as I'm sitting here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"
2007-09-25 11:14:10 · update #1
Oi!! - I told this one half an hour ago!!!! It is good though!
2007-09-25 11:16:58 · answer #1 · answered by Em x 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-25 11:46:23 · answer #2 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a sprint of the Irish.... You pass to a cockfight. How do you be responsive to if an American is there?....... he's the only with a duck. How do you be responsive to if an Irishman is there?.......He guess on the duck. How do you be responsive to if the Mafia is there?....... The duck wins.
2016-10-19 23:28:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-25 11:37:28 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but I still love it :-)
2007-09-25 20:20:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant!!
but why did she give him the pill at Starbuck's?!
2007-09-25 22:19:29 · answer #6 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, very funny!
2007-09-25 11:58:29 · answer #7 · answered by Lauren =) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is good!
2007-09-25 11:41:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehee thats horrible!
but y'd she do it in starbucks?? lol
2007-09-25 11:33:50 · answer #9 · answered by girl_dramaqueen 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
lol
2007-09-25 12:47:32 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋