After 40 years of a marriage a man looks at his wife one day and says "honey, years ago we were living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and watching a little black and white tv - but I was sleeping next to a twenty five year old -
Now we live in a lavish home, drive expensive cars, watch our plasma tv -but I am sleeping next to a sixty year old - it seems to me you are not holding up your end of the bargain.
Well, my wife being very practical told me to go and sleep with a twenty five year old and she would ensure that I was living back in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and watching a little black and white TV again!
2007-09-25 10:47:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like it! Try this one..
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."
Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?
Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better health plan."
Can I get 10 please?
2007-09-25 11:08:37 · answer #1 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious. Umm... Not really. Mildly funny. At best..
2007-09-25 17:51:20 · answer #2 · answered by Yesterday 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny ask this dummy! (i dont suppose theres a female version of that? sense its the testies, i guess not.... unless of ccourse she was dianosed with extra nerve endings in that areas...?)
2007-09-25 19:27:58 · answer #3 · answered by sweetgogana2007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mike Wazowski gives it a two thumbs uP! :-D
2007-09-25 18:01:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-25 18:01:21 · answer #5 · answered by Mary M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny, i liked it.
2007-09-25 18:52:41 · answer #6 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good Heidi! (*)
2007-09-25 20:01:57 · answer #7 · answered by Happy Feet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋