I prefer tap water. It doesn't have that "old church" smell.
2007-09-25 10:39:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL... Windom, you must have points to burn and a quid pro quo relationship with the administrators... BRILLIANT!!! But I don't expect to see this question for very long. Enjoy the responses!
2007-09-25 10:44:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Creationism is a at the same time true and a mistake because they realy think that it happens in 6x24 hours.
But Peter said "Dont forget beloved that for God, a day may be thousand years and thousand years are worth one day"
This means that 1E-43 seconds (0. 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 sec.) which is the Big Band is The First Day and 9 Billion years from the appearance of the first unicellulars life to now is 1 day too...
The second mistake is that in Genesis, a translation error happend when they say that "the spirit of God was over the water" instead of the "waves" wich means the original radiation of the black matter composing 99.99% of the Universe.
The second mistake is that God created man before woman because the woman is XX and God took a rib af the woman to make of her a man wich is XY.
Crazy, isn'it
2007-09-25 17:56:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Of course your question is that of a troll, but seriously, there's no such thing as "holy water". There is no "holy water" anywhere in the Bible. At least if you're going to try to make a joke on another, have some accuracy.
2007-09-25 17:43:54 · answer #3 · answered by CJ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It would have to be tap water (or perhaps spring water) because holy water is Catholic, and creationists are almost all protestant.
2007-09-25 19:10:29 · answer #4 · answered by auntb93 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bottled water of course!
Bottled>>>>>Holy>>>>>>>Tap
Taste the filtration!
2007-09-25 17:46:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I usually swap the water for vodka, so much more refreshing and a great zingy feeling afterwards!
2007-09-25 17:46:27 · answer #6 · answered by Grotty Bodkin is not dead!!! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Who believes in holy water anyways? there is no such thing as holy water. I believe in God 100% and farther but, holy water, PUH-LESE!!!!
2007-09-25 17:46:05 · answer #7 · answered by Dallas_Cowboys 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There's no such thing as holy water.
2007-09-25 17:45:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't wash my Brain. But of course I am probably not a Creationist in the way you mean it.
2007-09-25 17:42:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I
think
you
are
really
funny.
ha
Have a blessed day.
2007-09-25 18:19:21 · answer #10 · answered by wyomugs 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋