Why don't mormon's make love standing up?
They worry that it could lead to dancing.
2007-09-25 10:28:04 · 13 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
Two Mormons are going door to door. They knock on the door of one woman who tells them, in no uncertain terms, that she does not want to hear their message. She slams the door in their faces but to her surprise, it bounces back open. She tries slamming the door again, and again, and again but it won't shut. "Get your dammed foot out of my door," shouts the woman."
"My foot isn't in the door," said one of the Mormons. "But you might want to move your cat." :(
2007-09-25 10:35:22 · answer #1 · answered by . 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why did jo smith say that the garden of eden is in missouri when NJ is the garden state. LOL,
if orson pratt had not left the church, brigham young would not had become the next president and the BYU in UT would not be brigham young univercity it would be orson pratt univercity or OPU..get it ooohhh that stinks.
2007-09-26 03:46:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that same one about Baptists. I didn't know Mormons disapproved of dancing as well.
2007-09-25 10:42:33 · answer #3 · answered by Mama Mac 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is somewhat self explanatory. "commonly used perception" is something an incredible variety of folk have faith, and so "opposite to commonly used perception" potential that issues are not surely as they suspect (the certainty contradicts the commonly used perception). so which you're maximum dazzling, sure. "sure, you're precisely acceptable. And purely curious, does it annoy you that all and sundry by some potential made this approximately faith? It form of annoys me yet, hey, in spite of floats their boats!" good. in case you get aggravated that folk talk approximately faith interior the religion section then you deserve each little thing you get.
2016-11-06 08:58:14 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, Mormonism allows dancing, so...I don't get the joke...
2007-09-25 11:13:42 · answer #5 · answered by The Doctor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
want another?
Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?
Cause 36 is too many for anyone!
2007-09-25 17:19:54 · answer #6 · answered by mormon_4_jesus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With multiple wives they need a sense of humour!
2007-09-25 10:32:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I thought you were going to say" The line up would go around the block!!" hahahahahahahahaha!!
2007-09-25 14:28:45 · answer #8 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is an oxymormom an aetheist
2007-09-25 12:53:34 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha so that's what they are calling it these days!!
:-)))
2007-09-25 11:16:51 · answer #10 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋