who were a item,decided to go to the local fairground
they were watching the big ferris wheel and nigel wanted to have a ride on it,but colin was frightened of heights and declined the offer of getting on ,so nigel went on it alone !the ferris wheel started to move and colin stood and watched nigel enjoying himself it went round once then it went around again,all of a sudden there was a loud metal grinding noise,and to colins absolute horror the whole wheel dismantled and came crashing to the ground in a big crumpled heap
"oohhhhhhh ooooohhhh nigel sweety nigel where are yoooo"cried colin,all of a sudden in the tangled mess of steel and metal colin spotted nigels legs sticking up in the air,fearing the worst he clambered over the carnage to nigel"oooohh nigel poor sweety are you hurt are you hurt"colin asked nervously"HURT HURT of course im Fukcing hurt ,twice i went around and you didnt even wave to me once"replied nigel
2007-09-25
10:25:29
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