According to my pastor, the only way to become an atheist is to be bitten on the neck by an atheist. But I was wondering, what about children who are born to atheist parents?
Since atheism is a blood-borne disease that is transferred through biting, wouldn't the children of atheist parents also be atheists? If so, does this mean there are two ways to become an atheist?
2007-09-25 10:24:18 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
it's also an std - come here, i'll prove it to you
2007-09-26 05:48:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Being bitten causing atheism is an idiotic idea. Beware of your pastor.
EVERY child ever born was born an atheist. Think about it. Those who believe are those who have found the stories about an almighty boss and associated dynamics believable.
Atheists are those who have never been convinced or who have overcome the religious conditioning they have experienced.
2007-09-25 10:37:55 · answer #2 · answered by retirist 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol ... the pastor is amazing .. I guess you are just sarcastic b'cos if it was a real thing maybe the pastor had a recent trip to Transylvania.
I have to check for the fang impressions on my neck and oh... Atheism is a disease very close to AIDS in terms of potency.
2007-09-25 10:30:17 · answer #3 · answered by TrueBlueAqua 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Atheists like myself got bitten and can pass the disease on this way.
Atheists who have spawn (you can't call them children) pass the disease on in a weakened form, and if those spawn are caught early enough they can be 'christianised' through Jesus Camp.
Atheist spawn can't pass on the atheism disease, only agnosticism.
2007-09-25 10:30:38 · answer #4 · answered by Grotty Bodkin is not dead!!! 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Your pastor is confusing atheists with Ginger kids.
2007-09-26 01:01:31 · answer #5 · answered by J K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, yes in deedy.
One of my friends forgot to wear the garlic around his neck, one day, and one of those atheists with their big teeth, just charged right in and bit him on the but.---After that, all his kids started acting mean and nasty, and stopped crying with the T.V. preachers on Sunday.
It was horrible to witness.
2007-09-26 03:41:42 · answer #6 · answered by big j 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually the really only way to become an Atheist is for Satan to take your brain and wash it.
2007-09-25 10:33:42 · answer #7 · answered by 4HIM- Christians love 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
atheists born to atheist parents are actually pre-atheists. they don't become real atheists until they read the bible aloud, backwards, while listening to British classic rock (any band from 68 to 74 will do).
2007-09-25 10:29:36 · answer #8 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm... Not if they wear garlick around their necks for the first few months of their birth.
Sometimes they become agnostic - they walk in between both worlds...
2007-09-26 05:48:36 · answer #9 · answered by Emperor Insania Says Bye! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It turns out that circumsizing a child makes that child an atheist as well, unless conditions are extremely sterile.
2007-09-25 10:27:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Didn't you know? There is a new vaccine for those poor children, therefore send them to the doctors and everything will be fine.
2007-09-25 10:28:59 · answer #11 · answered by remy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋