First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing".
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then he added a mouth...
Ruined the whole f*cking thing!!! amen!
2007-09-25 09:37:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pmslllllll am going to cut n paste that and send it it's a cracker, wish i could give you more than one star.......
2007-09-25 09:43:47 · answer #1 · answered by puma 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo no 8 lol phew now this was crackerrrrrrrrrrr lmaoooooooo and punchline was totalyyyyyy unexpected lmaoooooooooooooo
well than god created a man but he forgot gave him a brain and so the man couldnt resist womeans damn mouth lol .
cheers no 8 definatelyyyy 10/10 for this joke and a gold star lol
have hilariousssss day loll and post more joke will yah . better keep opening yah mouth and tee jokes lol
2007-09-25 09:44:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
HA! Have a star <3
2007-09-25 09:46:37 · answer #3 · answered by SPIDER FINGERS is not a princess 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's cold, but funny, so I'll give u a star anyway cuz I have a sense of humor.
2016-04-06 00:53:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a riot, and yet so true.. I love it .. 2 thumbs way up
2007-09-25 09:45:43 · answer #5 · answered by northshore_angel_fan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
fun knee
2007-09-25 14:22:56 · answer #6 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So totally LMAO!! We ain't that bad though!!!
2007-09-25 10:15:17 · answer #7 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good!!
2007-09-25 09:43:19 · answer #8 · answered by RoHo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Love it!
2007-09-25 12:08:31 · answer #9 · answered by Widgi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋