Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.
''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says. ''She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he alomost died!''
''That's nothing,'' said the second doctor, “earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!''
All of a sudden they heard a blood curldling scream from down the hallway.
''OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths boil!'''
2007-09-25 07:58:16 · 12 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao nancy i hope you aint a nurse hehehe soz
2007-09-25 08:06:25 · update #1
My sister is going to love this one....she is a nurse!! ha ha....
2007-09-25 08:21:43 · answer #1 · answered by moonbow 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-25 12:41:30 · answer #2 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-05-18 02:41:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy, I thought I knew some crappy nurses, I'm glad I don't work with her!
2007-09-25 08:21:10 · answer #4 · answered by jen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha took me a while to work it out, im slow lol.
2007-09-25 08:35:21 · answer #5 · answered by nonoodles74 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-09-27 22:14:08 · answer #6 · answered by AJAY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-09-25 08:14:04 · answer #7 · answered by twyyn2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well that rocks, nice one
2007-09-26 08:24:40 · answer #8 · answered by Chapkins 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG LOL
2007-09-25 08:14:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch! lol
2007-09-25 08:02:23 · answer #10 · answered by *XxXEmmaXxX* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋