He moves the ball before his next shot as to not destroy a patch of buttercup flowers and Mother Nature appears and rewards the golfer with a lifetime supply of butter. Visibly upset, the golfer asks, "Where were you yesterday when my ball was in the pussywillow?"
2007-09-25 07:45:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice. Got one for you:
These two ladies are out golfing when one of them splices badly. Then they hear a loud scream when the ball lands. They rush over to find a group of men standing around one man who is holding his crotch very tightly. She rushes over and tells the man she is very sorry and that she is a nurse and could possibly help. She carefully removes his hands from his crotch and reaches in his pants and starts massaging his family jewels. This continues for a little while and finally she asks how it feels. He says, "that feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
2007-09-25 08:13:36 · answer #1 · answered by Brian F 3 · 9⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooooooooooooooooo cool joke lol
cheers and thnx for the laughter lol
2007-09-25 09:39:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good thing he didn't hit it in the c0ck's comb flower patch.
TeeHee
http://www.flickr.com/photos/artsylens/455814578/
2007-09-25 08:06:16 · answer #3 · answered by boss bee - YANKEES FOREVER!!!! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-25 07:52:13 · answer #4 · answered by yeager 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Love it.
2007-09-25 12:43:33 · answer #5 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-09-25 07:58:25 · answer #6 · answered by Tarek D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋