So it would be ok to "spank the monkey" though right?
2007-09-25 07:40:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What does this have to do with going blind, again?
2007-09-25 07:45:41 · answer #1 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
and god said: " you need not choke thy chicken, lest ye spank thy monkey" John(son): 3 Perverts: 6
2007-09-25 15:39:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Choke the chicken 'cuz God has his eye on the sparrow.
2007-09-25 14:46:51 · answer #3 · answered by magix151 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Beating the Bishop is also a sin, so I guess that Catholicism is the one true Christian denomination.
2007-09-25 14:46:10 · answer #4 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dont forget that most cursed of animals, the one-eyed trouser serpent.
2007-09-25 14:47:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hear vegetarians and animal activists prefer to wax the carrot.
Disclaimer: No animals were harmed during this masturbatory session.
2007-09-25 14:48:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Also "Thou shalt not spank thy monkey".
"He who squeezeth the holy lizard, shalt burn in hell"
2007-09-25 14:45:26 · answer #7 · answered by Lex Fok B.M.F. 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Badger gonna getcha.
2007-09-25 14:47:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
must be why hindus revere cows -
no greasing the cattle allowed
2007-09-25 15:50:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's with this bestiality?
I just 'shake hands with the (wo)man'.
2007-09-25 14:47:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋