Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme
Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
A. More leg-room!
Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.
Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A. Fertilized
Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A. More headroom
Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
A. Because everyone gets a turn.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets!
Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted Flakes
Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A. An airbag.
Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?
A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.
2007-09-25 06:57:36 · 19 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
still pmsl from other ones!!!
2007-09-25 08:12:45 · answer #1 · answered by *XxXEmmaXxX* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you heard this one--> There was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead on a stranded/broken down boat 20 miles out to sea. The redhead swims 5 miles and drowns, the brunette swims 10 miles then drowns and the blonde swims 15 miles...decides shes tired and swims back!
haha =D
2007-09-25 07:28:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 and 12 are the best ones
2007-09-25 07:01:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!
Q. What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A. Last year’s hide and seek champ.
2007-09-25 07:16:21 · answer #4 · answered by ♥crazygirl♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you hear when you hit a blondes head?
ECOOOOOO ecoooo ecooo
2007-09-25 07:04:45 · answer #5 · answered by Miss HAP 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good
2007-09-25 07:05:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious!!!
if you want another, how about:
two blondes walk into a bar.youd think one of them would have seen it
LOL!!!
2007-09-25 09:27:34 · answer #7 · answered by Beccabelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i like the last one
good one
lol
2007-09-25 07:01:25 · answer #8 · answered by gomegomegome 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol soooooooooooo funny star4 u
2007-09-25 07:15:13 · answer #9 · answered by ☆STAR☆ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-09-25 12:59:10 · answer #10 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋