Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. You can't, they have always been like that.
Q. A blonde is going to London on a plane. How can you steal her window seat?
A. Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?
A. A wind tunnel.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Q. How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
A. She drowns it.
Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.
Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they haven't met!
2007-09-25 06:54:56 · 20 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
uh.....they're great......just.......great.....?
2007-09-25 09:36:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. Why do blondes where panties?
A.To keep their ankles warm!
Q. How do blondes turn on the light after having sex?
A. They open the car door
Q. Why did the blonde climd the glass wall?
A. To see what was on the other side.
There were 9 blondes and one bruntette mountain climbing when all the sudden there is a rock slide that leaves them all hanging onto the same rope. The rope begins to fray and it is obvious that someone is going to have to let go. So the brunette says that she will sacrifice herself for the good of the group, and then all the blondes clapped for her. So the brunette was able to save herself and climb to the top.
(For all the blondes who didn't get that hang onto and rope and clap)
2007-09-25 07:41:25 · answer #2 · answered by Honey 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q. Why did the blonde spend the whole day sitting at the breakfast table, staring?
A. The orange juice container said "concentrate"
2007-09-25 07:09:17 · answer #3 · answered by bloodshotcyclops 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Coming from a smart blonde...this is my fav.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?
A: Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil!
2007-09-25 07:01:43 · answer #4 · answered by sweetassgal 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it, But now you have lots of blonde's that will hate you, If they can read.lol
2007-09-25 07:24:11 · answer #5 · answered by sofar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit unfair to some blondes, but there are thickos in all genders.
2007-09-25 06:59:47 · answer #6 · answered by donasia2001 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i dont get them except Q7. that ones funny. as u can see from my avater, im blond. i give u a star anyhow
2007-09-25 07:20:37 · answer #7 · answered by Totally_Orton 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I am not blonde. Hope you don't mind me answering. lol âº
2007-09-25 06:57:44 · answer #8 · answered by . 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol theses are funny i luv all of them star 4 u !
2007-09-25 07:12:54 · answer #9 · answered by ☆STAR☆ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like
2007-09-25 06:59:59 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like those
2007-09-28 22:17:03 · answer #11 · answered by lea n jase 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋