I just recently told my two older boys (4 & 9) that mommy and daddy were going to have another baby next year. My oldest (the 9 year old) tells me: "Good, I need a few more brothers and sisters for this game we're playing outside!) LOL!!!!!
2007-09-25 06:45:09 · 20 answers · asked by tmae 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
I was pregnant at the time and my best friends daughter (age 6) and I were talking about the baby. She told me she wanted to talk to the baby. She looked at me very seriously and asked me to open my mouth. She then proceeded to yell "HI" to the baby through my open mouth. I thought that was so cute!
2007-09-25 06:59:55 · answer #1 · answered by Luv my son (baby #2 due 11/4/09) 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I'm a bit of a potty mouth when behind the wheel. I've managed to stop using the f-bomb and have done a great job at eliminating the "*******" and "stupid" and "sh*theads" But I'm just not there yet.....
Today, while driving back from the LLL meeting, I ended up at a rotary (roundabout for those of you across the pond) which are not common where I live. Consequently, no one else knows how they work. Having lived in a place where they are everywhere, I am extremely familiar with how they work, but I'm always trapped behind a person that does not. Getting very frustrated, I shouted, "what are you, a moron?" From the back seat, my niece shouts, "yep, a mmow-wan, auntie, he a mowan." I shut my mouth and tried hard not to laugh. But she just wouldn't let up -- shouting "jack*ss!!!" out the open window. This is my doing,.........and I know I'm gonna pay...........
2007-09-25 14:45:45 · answer #2 · answered by baxter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i do have one that's rather funny. Years back when my son was 4, he had a friend Danny, Danny also had a teenage sister. One day Danny over heard is mom and sister talking about something and his mother said to her daughter that she couldn't answer that question as she would consider herself a little predjudice. Many hours later i was sitting with a lot of women having afternoon tea, when Danny announced very proudly to all the women, that his mother was a prostitute.
2007-09-25 17:26:00 · answer #3 · answered by ferochira 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My boyfriend recently moved in with my 8 year old and I a few months ago. My boyfriend said that he and I are going to try to go to all of his field trips this year as a chaperone. My son said, I would love for you to go to the zoo with me, but I'm not sure you can (my boyfriend thought it was because he wasn't his dad). My son said with a straight face, I don't think they would let a gori-wa [gorilla] (he said it with a chinese accent) visit the zoo. He was cracking up! My son heard that from that Eddie Murphy movie Norbert, where the father says, you need some bananas for that gori-wa!!
2007-09-25 13:55:42 · answer #4 · answered by bonstermonster20 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a friend of mine's little boy ( he's 2) was asking her out of the blue while driving in the car :"Mommy, are you having sex?'...she was so shocked, she didn't know what to say and responded with : "Not right now" . I thought that was pretty funny
2007-09-25 14:01:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The funniest thing was when I was 15 and my little sister was 3. We had to share a room and she had a stuffed animal on my side. I was so crabby and I yelled at her and threw it across the room.. She looked at me with those big brown eyes and said "Ooooh, look at that baby go" !!! It was so hilarious. God bless her.
2007-09-25 13:54:43 · answer #6 · answered by sea_sher 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
The other night at church, I heard a lady ask a little boy how old he was. He said "3". She then asked him "when will you be 4?" and he said "when I have another birthday". LOL
2007-09-25 14:26:30 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My little cousin (at the time she was three) was riding in the car with her whole family. She was in the back seat in her carseat and her dad made a sharp turn and she goes...."Good driving dad, don't ya!" It made no sense but it was so funny! Kids, gotta love em. I'm having one of my own in April.
2007-09-25 14:00:08 · answer #8 · answered by master 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When my second daughter was 2 and a half her dad asked where she wanted to eat lunch. Her response was McDonald's. At the time McDonald's only took cash so my hubby replied he did not have any cash. My daughter turned to my hubby's friend and asked if he had any cash. The friend said he did not have any money and my daughter replied "your screwed"
2007-09-25 14:03:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
One hot summer day my son(age 3) asked me to turn on the garden hose and spray him,I turned on the water but there was a kink in the hose so nothing happened,he looked at me and said,I guess you forgot the batteries!
2007-09-25 14:01:49 · answer #10 · answered by Hope 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋