A father asked his 10 year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.'
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with
the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really
get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for.'
2007-09-25 06:42:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL @ el domingo: I love your jokes!!
2007-09-25 07:41:32 · update #1
I just want you to know that you had me lol
so much yesterday my hubby thought I was on
something
2007-09-25 11:29:34 · answer #1 · answered by Jazzy Lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The young boy at school is showing off his new watch. 'How did you get that?' asked his envious friend.
' I walked into my parents bedroom and they were doing IT. My father said don't tell anyone and I'll buy you a new watch, and this is it'
The envious friend went home and that evening heard sounds of a carnal nature coming from his parent's room. Thinking this was his chance for a new timepiece he burst in.
'What the **** do you want?' asked his furious father.
'I wanna watch.'
'Well sit down and keep quiet'
2007-09-25 14:14:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny!
2007-09-25 19:41:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-09-25 13:51:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice 1
lol
2007-09-25 13:48:54 · answer #5 · answered by gomegomegome 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I really had to star that one. I am so borrowing it.
2007-09-25 14:07:51 · answer #6 · answered by Musiclad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG...good one...I actually laughed out loud! Thank you for that!!! =D
2007-09-25 13:48:43 · answer #7 · answered by F-1 says KISS IT! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one
2007-09-25 18:29:46 · answer #8 · answered by jeannieboop 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so lame try again
2007-09-25 14:08:13 · answer #9 · answered by Lady Singletary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg sooooooooooooooooo funny star 4 u and thanks for the laugh !!!!!
2007-09-25 13:46:01 · answer #10 · answered by ☆STAR☆ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋