When it is clear that it is Satan warming the ovens of hell for the impending Apocalypse?
2007-09-25 06:36:31 · 23 answers · asked by Nea 5 in Environment ➔ Global Warming
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2007-09-25 07:22:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, there is lots and lots of data supporting global warming. It's not hard stuff to find.
What kind of data do you have showing the Apocalypse is coming? Seriously I want to know if you could show us all a graph and a chart that would be great! I would also really enjoy some information on your research methodology.
2007-09-25 07:14:23 · answer #2 · answered by CindyTravel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
global warming sucks :(
it would effect us in these ways:
1st. CO2 is a heavy gas, so factories smoke would go up and stay in the atomospheric, so these would make the world hotter (imgine how hot can it get).
2nd. Global warming is effecting the north and the south poles, making them melting, and because of that the sea level will rise up from 15-20 meters. Rising sea levels could inundate low lying areas and force millions (if not billions from their homes). The movement of these people would cause widespread strife in the third world and create a public health nightmare
3rd. The small islands and the coastal cities will drown because of the "new" sea level caused by Global warming
4th. Global warming caused by polluted air containing cancer causing elements can kill us. Drinking water, in which cancer causing chemicals are found can kill us. Food treated with cancer causing chemicals can kill us.
and you say how would it effect us :S it would kill us
2007-09-25 07:38:47 · answer #3 · answered by Slayer 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, according to the retardation theory, anything and/or everything has the ability to do something because they think that it is either of a laughing matter and/or capable of making some one a little bit more retardeder.
Although i cannot give you a full answer because of my lack of knowledge of what the fudgitis you are talking about, the retardation theory also states that anything, regardless of arrangement, does not have to concur with any such matter.
a.k.a (WHAT?)
PS (why you so stupid, you no hungry fo girl, you hungry fo hhot pockets.)
2007-09-25 15:08:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Other reasons people have used to explain away global warming - moose burps, Venus, soda pop, breathing, politics, trees, volcanoes, the Space Shuttle, defence radar, moving closer to the Sun and loads of others. Yours is the best explanation of all these, we can disprove all the others but can't disprove the existence of Satan (I don't beleive he exists but as it can't be proven either way I keep an open mind).
2007-09-25 08:51:09 · answer #5 · answered by Trevor 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yes, we all know better but we'd rather pretend that scientists and people who've made a life long study of it are right rather than admit that "Big S" is just plain determined to open the biggest bakery in the universe.
2007-09-25 07:05:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You may be closer than you think a very large volcanic eruption could pretty much skew all the gorbel warming plans we have in mind for the future. Wether you believe satan is involved is a matter of personal beliefs I guess.
2007-09-25 06:45:55 · answer #7 · answered by vladoviking 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Um... hello? Global. Warming. No one said it had to be caused by greenhouse gasses or whatever. Just because the devil is stokin' the flames of hell doesn't mean the globe ain't warming, babe!
2007-09-25 06:53:43 · answer #8 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would venture to say the same way a grown adult can believe everything was created by an invisible being.
2007-09-25 06:44:18 · answer #9 · answered by dsrtrat 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not only global warming, but I heard someone say the other day that the earth isn't flat, nor is it the center of the universe. WHATEVER. They just need God in their lives.
2007-09-25 06:41:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋