A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say, "Nice tie."
Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty, except for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar.
A few sips later, the voice said, "Beautiful shirt."
At this, the man called the bartender over. "Hey, I must be losing my mind," he told the bartender. "I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there's not a soul in here but us."
"It's the peanuts," answered the bartender.
"Say what?" replied the man in disbelief.
"You heard me," said the barkeep. "It's the peanuts... they're complimentary."
2007-09-25 06:13:44 · 5 answers · asked by Fission Chips 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one!!! starred!!!
2007-09-25 06:17:26 · answer #1 · answered by the older big kid who helped invent dirt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...
im going to star it...
<3.
2007-09-25 13:18:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent!star for you!
2007-09-25 13:25:55 · answer #3 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha! Very that's great. ^_^
2007-09-25 13:17:46 · answer #4 · answered by A 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-25 20:00:42 · answer #5 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋