A guy buys 100 acres in texas and decides to start a cattle ranch.After buying a few coys he decides to attend the local cattlemans association meeting.
He wanders up to a tall fellow wearing a ten gallon hat and strikes up a conversation.
Rancher . How do,mister you a cattle farmer
Tall man . Yep
Rancher . Me too,Got many cows
Tall Man . Yep
Rancher . Yep me too,How big a spread you got
Tall man . Well partner I can get in my truck and ride all day and not reach the other side.
Rancher . You know I use to have a truck like that.
2007-09-25 05:56:14 · 2 answers · asked by wcs_n_ms 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An ode to all of those who had to buy our own first 'beater' cars. :-)
Too bad too many spoiled kids would not get such a big chuckle of it nowadays since they fail to see the 'truth' behind the humor.
2007-09-25 06:01:32 · answer #1 · answered by Roy J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh?
2007-09-25 06:00:47 · answer #2 · answered by wlucynsky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋