A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
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2007-09-25 03:02:21 · 13 answers · asked by toppopsy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No honey !! because you are 25 years old.
2007-09-25 03:03:35 · update #1
haha! It's a classic! I LOVE this joke! I have heard it several other times, but it never loses it's touch! I still always laugh! LOL! Good one!
*5 stars*!
(if I could...)
2007-09-25 03:12:39 · answer #1 · answered by cookie monster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this joke before, but it was about a 25 year old black guy who had a 9" p e n i s.
2007-09-25 10:51:41 · answer #2 · answered by Toolman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! that has got to be one of the best jokes i have seen in a long time!!
2007-09-25 11:17:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one I really liked-good one
2007-09-25 10:23:05 · answer #4 · answered by nick k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is officially my new fave blonde joke.
2007-09-25 11:48:01 · answer #5 · answered by saraisinschoolnow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-09-25 10:53:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-09-25 10:39:35 · answer #7 · answered by ♥~Onyx~♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good one, indeed. Ha, ha. ha.
2007-09-25 10:20:21 · answer #8 · answered by Foxy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:D
Made my day
wish i could give more than one star...
2007-09-25 10:06:58 · answer #9 · answered by fat_spoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-25 10:40:09 · answer #10 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋