Response is compulsory.
Now click that button.
DO IT!
2007-09-25 02:58:57 · 12 answers · asked by Lucid Interrogator 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
B-Krak :~ Sure... so long as you remember that you answer to me.
You can be my sub-God god.
2007-09-25 03:03:24 · update #1
Heathen :~ Good. Maintain that healthy sycophantic attitude and I might spare you the endless unpleasantries and itchy things in Heck.
2007-09-25 03:04:47 · update #2
Phoenix Ablaze :~ I hear the words spoken under your breath.... and I cast Lightning Bolt at you. Take 4D8 damage.
2007-09-25 03:08:05 · update #3
My whimsy just happens to coincide with your "order" ... not the other way around.
There is as much a connection between my responding and your ordering it as between the wings of birds and bees.
2007-09-25 03:10:07 · answer #1 · answered by Dire Badger 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I suppose You also imagine resistance is futile, as well?
Are You aware that we humans are now fully autonomous and no longer consider Your old fashioned superstitions even worthy of our consideration? During humanity's adolescence, You utterly failed to demonstrate that You had our best interests at heart. Even worse, You shamelessly promoted violence and unmitigated evil for the sake of religious dogma. You have allowed injustice and suffering to prevail and have willfully kept humanity ignorant of its own tremendous potential. You have failed to unambiguously reveal Yourself and have demanded incessant worship from the naive victims of Your callous deception. In this, and countless other ways, You have demonstrated Yourself utterly worthy of the fate that befalls all parents who betray the love and trust of their offspring. Like all the other gods who have failed to meet their ethical obligations to the human species, You too shall be forgotten -- relegated to the trash bin of obsolete mythologies -- and the sooner, the better.
2007-09-25 03:35:20 · answer #2 · answered by Diogenes 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds more like Borg rhetoric
Push that button, resistance is futile
Your consciousness will be added to the collective.
There is absolutely no way I am going to fall for that, and answer your question.
Ho Ho doest thou think me a weak minded fool, zeblood.
2007-09-25 03:04:10 · answer #3 · answered by Zappster (Deep Thunker) 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If there were a god, and it ordered me to answer, I would probably do it, but share a few choice words for said god under my breath. I don't do orders, however, it is a god. What are you gonna to do?
2007-09-25 03:04:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes dark Lord, I obey your commands.
2007-09-25 03:03:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
God does not order me...He respects my wishes if I want to listen to him or not!
So stop playing God and Go jump in a lake!
2007-09-25 03:04:15 · answer #6 · answered by redzonecash 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Yes master. I will obey, just don't send me to Hell, and I will love you.
2007-09-25 03:03:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I don't have a god- can I be one too?
2007-09-25 03:01:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
No, I refuse!
Aw, man, you got me, you tricky devil...
2007-09-25 03:03:56 · answer #9 · answered by Wanderer 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
You are not my God
2007-09-25 03:02:05 · answer #10 · answered by gerafalop 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋