1. Give God what's right -- not what's left.
2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope.
3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma--but never let him be the period.
6. Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.
8. When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty.
9. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
10. We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.
11. The church is prayer-conditioned.
12. When God ordains, He sustains.
13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
14. Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
15. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.
16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
2007-09-25 02:44:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Some good ones there. Thank you.
2007-09-25 03:20:12 · answer #1 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Terrorists are made by the religious hard liners, supported by the Politicians and on the pretext of some rules and laws being not suited to their line or thinking.
2016-05-18 00:59:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First mention of laxatives: Moses took two tablets and went away into the mountains.
Highest recorded high-jump: And Jesus cleared the temple.
The most slippery road: Jesus went down on his a*ss to Jerusalem.
Lead us not into Thames' Station
'Av a Maria. I don't mind if I do
I'm a Christian, but I don't go to church. So you're not a pillar of the church, just a buttress.
Graves facing Jerusalem. If they can stand up on the day of resurrection, then I'm sure they'll be able to shuffle round a bit.
2007-09-25 03:27:01 · answer #3 · answered by cymry3jones 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Some of them are bit glib - makes people think for a minute perhaps. Is there any evidence that these sayings make people go to church if they haven't been there for some time or have never been at all?
2007-09-25 03:15:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
God does not believe in atheists, therefore atheists do not exist
Prayer - unlimited access to God with no roaming fees
Free coffee, eternal life: Membership does have its privileges
Note: On your number 7: it's faith-lift, not face-lift
2007-09-25 02:58:02 · answer #5 · answered by davster 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My Religion is solely a matter between myself and my maker - Ghandi.
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2007-09-25 03:19:03 · answer #6 · answered by Rai A 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ain't those cute, how about (Hope is a great companion but a lousy leader.)
2007-09-25 02:51:54 · answer #7 · answered by wakemovement 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
When you talk to God it’s prayer, but when God talks to you it’s schizophrenia.
2007-09-25 05:38:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Man's way leads to a hopeless end " what about vaccines?
2007-09-25 03:02:50 · answer #9 · answered by Pisces 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant God Bless you
2007-09-25 02:46:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 5⤋