One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his
wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe
it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't
let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his
drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little
"dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum
powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker...
"It's not talcum powder......
It's 'Miracle Grow'."
2007-09-25 02:35:37 · 10 answers · asked by stayc 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL & LMAO how funny is that the girls in the office loved it too, just what I needed to brighten my less than cheery day, thanks xx
2007-09-25 02:46:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I rate 3/5
2016-05-18 00:56:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow great joke i just fell off my chair i was laughing so hard
I would give it 1 billiion stars that was awesome that will definatly be told my me mulitile times
thanks for making my day
2007-09-25 14:04:39 · answer #3 · answered by What is Up 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that took me 20 seconds to register in my brain,,, i love it!
2007-09-25 02:59:28 · answer #4 · answered by ROCKMUM LOVES BOWIE 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it! I'm going to have to tell that one!:)
2007-09-26 05:15:01 · answer #5 · answered by tangerine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!!! It's a winner!!! LOL
*star*
2007-09-25 03:31:33 · answer #6 · answered by cookie monster 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, nice one
2007-09-25 03:47:56 · answer #7 · answered by Gable's gourmet green goblet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-09-25 05:59:36 · answer #8 · answered by tm41170 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Might do that to my old man!!
2007-09-25 03:23:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Miracle grow, HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-09-25 02:40:24 · answer #10 · answered by NyNy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋